Here is the best friend Mother Earth (Gaia) ever had. Poor Mother Earth, huh? Al is better than the rest of us mere mortals. When we speak ill of his need to ride in a convoy of SUVs, fly in a G4 or live in a mansion that uses the more power than 50 of our hovels, we're really hurting the planet, because Al makes such a difference in Earth's very survival. Oh, somewhere along the way, he became a multimillionaire and serial groper of masseuses.