• What is your name? • Where are you from? • How old are you? • Is it cold where you are? • What’s the time? • What was the last thing you listened to? • What was the last thing you ate? • What was the last movie you saw? How was it? • What is your favourite colour? • Quick! Find a book, or something with text on it! Flip to a random page and read some of it! GO! • What is the story behind your URL? • Pronounce the following words: GIF, crey, polka dots, tumblr, swag, crackerjack, doorknob, LOL, GPOY, papaya, penthouse, subtext, smile • What color are your eyes? • Do you have freckles?  • When is your birthday? • What was the last thing you drank? • Would you rather: Have a million dollars or a million friends? Eat a taco or a quesadilla? Be a shark or an elephant? • Do you speak a second language? Say something in it. • End the audio post by saying any three words you want